State of the World, not including Hillary and Obama
Please don't confuse the world situation with the 2008 presidential sweepstakes.
We admit that Hillary's opposition research on Sen. Obama's childhood education in a Madrassah (Islamic school) in Indonesia (Wahhabi or not, that is the question) is a wild story. The ironies raised are so overwhelming in volume, we will just have to transcend that story right here and now.
But speaking of Islam and world peace, well, let's just not go there for now.
Instead, consider that our colleagues at WorldNetDaily report that one of their highest-traffic articles of all time was the account last week of the retired air force colonel who witnessed and photographed flying objects "not of this world."
The WorldNetDaily editors reported that this report "has ignited a frenzy of interest in unexplained airborne phenomena" and a flurry of other reports.
Now there are two possible explanations for this unexplained phenomena:
1) The world population, having been barraged with confusing and contradictory information about Senators Obama and Hillary, has been desensitized to their physical and political surroundings and have tuned out the daily reality show masquerading as news into a new frequency (much like Dan Rather did) enabling them to see things that others cannot. Or, on the other hand,
2) Those overachieving space aliens, having been barraged with confusing and contradictory information about Senators Obama and Hillary, have decided their cosmic cousins on planet Earth, in their own peculiar and pathetic way, are crying out for help. Thus they are planning to intervene and solve our world's problems in their own way and in their own time.
Which brings us back to the topic at hand: we just dropped in to see what condition's the world's condition is in. In response, we offer for your attention a 90-second graphic history of world religion and war.
Now, after you have taken that in, we'll release you back to the mind control machinations of Obama, Hillary and their workaholic spin doctors. Alternatively, you could tune out, retire to the back yard and tune in.
Next: Are space aliens illegal aliens?
We admit that Hillary's opposition research on Sen. Obama's childhood education in a Madrassah (Islamic school) in Indonesia (Wahhabi or not, that is the question) is a wild story. The ironies raised are so overwhelming in volume, we will just have to transcend that story right here and now.
But speaking of Islam and world peace, well, let's just not go there for now.
Instead, consider that our colleagues at WorldNetDaily report that one of their highest-traffic articles of all time was the account last week of the retired air force colonel who witnessed and photographed flying objects "not of this world."
The WorldNetDaily editors reported that this report "has ignited a frenzy of interest in unexplained airborne phenomena" and a flurry of other reports.
Now there are two possible explanations for this unexplained phenomena:
1) The world population, having been barraged with confusing and contradictory information about Senators Obama and Hillary, has been desensitized to their physical and political surroundings and have tuned out the daily reality show masquerading as news into a new frequency (much like Dan Rather did) enabling them to see things that others cannot. Or, on the other hand,
2) Those overachieving space aliens, having been barraged with confusing and contradictory information about Senators Obama and Hillary, have decided their cosmic cousins on planet Earth, in their own peculiar and pathetic way, are crying out for help. Thus they are planning to intervene and solve our world's problems in their own way and in their own time.
Which brings us back to the topic at hand: we just dropped in to see what condition's the world's condition is in. In response, we offer for your attention a 90-second graphic history of world religion and war.
Now, after you have taken that in, we'll release you back to the mind control machinations of Obama, Hillary and their workaholic spin doctors. Alternatively, you could tune out, retire to the back yard and tune in.
Next: Are space aliens illegal aliens?
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